Ah, it's a tale to warm the... whatever you people have that feels good when it's warm?

Crichton?

Heart?

Yes, a tale to warm the heart. I couldn't make it to the Ruler Of The Universe elections, polled no votes, and still won!

It's nice to know that in a completely farbot universe, good sense can still triumph!

As your duly, er, elected ruler, I will post here now and again, and demand tribute.

For now, I shall just announce that Lucas T Bear has joined my cabal, er, clique, er...

Crichton, what's that frelling word the frelling translator microbes are refusing to-

Oh, *Cabinet*?

You keep your servants in the closet? Anyway, Lucas T Bear has taken the post of Chancellor in the new government. Other posts will be appointed shortly.

Meanwhile, there's a celebratory feast waiting, and gold to polish, so I will be in touch later!